In this week’s episode: Numbers 16-19. We explore how Korach’s astroturf uprising ends up in Sheol while truly grassroots efforts have the potential to produce surprising results. And we’ll also explore how a festively plump boy from a quiet Colorado mountain town brought about peace in the Middle East by putting a red wig and freckles on a cow.
In this week’s episode: Numbers 12-15. Tema Smith, Toronto Discussion Group Coordinator for Be’chol Lashon, considers the strange cocktail of anecdotes which is this week’s portion and why Moshe is the poster boy (and this edition the “poster edition”) for Jewish diversity and interfaith outreach.
I suppose Previous Jews will keep writing about intermarriage for the same reason that the Rolling Stones keep touring and releasing albums – because they still physically can and folks are still willing to pay attention to them.
So here goes. With sighs and facepalms at the ready, I had a bit of a peruse of this piece over at Tablet which, coincidentally, is the subject of the next edition of TanakhCast: Did Moses intermarry?
The piece begins with an accurate albeit snide summary of recent efforts (and “strained arguments”) on the part of the Reform movement and various Jewish outreach organizations to recast Moshe and Tzipporah’s union as the first successful “intermarriage”. (That the authors put intermarriage in quotes … oi.) This agenda-driven recap builds to the inevitable argument Previous Jews persist in making about one of Next Judaism’s norms: You young whippersnappers elevate intermarriage from an ever-present reality to a desirable ideal! (And the Pew Study has the data to prove it!!)
Really? Is that what we’re doing? Feel free to sigh heavily and facepalm at this point…
By acknowledging the choice that more Jews are making about whom they will marry (a choice which the authors clearly disapprove of), we are elevating a choice to an ideal? I thought we were just accepting reality… but I digress.
Cohen and Morris continue to assert that context matters (that is, Moses’ was different than ours, duh) and then move on to argue that parents, like religious leaders, try to teach the difference between right and wrong, but Reform rabbis are confused about whether it is right for Jews to marry Jews. Really? Well, I guess the consensus on this has shifted much like the consensus has shifted on many other things… like LGBT Jews marrying or women wearing a tallit at the Kotel. Sorry, digressing…
And in subsequent paragraphs, which evoked much sighing and facepalming, the authors proceed to do what pieces authored by Previous Jews can be counted on to do: yearn for the good ol’ days of certainty, clarity and old timey values and religion. Buried within the prose and analysis is the trenchant wish that if we could only roll back the odometer to a more Jew-identified time, we would all be better off. If we could only revive the consensus of, say, the 1950s, or even better, the shared values of right and wrong from the 1850s, somehow, all the vexing problems facing the Jewish community, especially intermarriage, would magically disappear. We could be a people again!
As Cohen and Morris pointed out, context matters. However, it seems that our authors, like many Previous Jews, persist on clinging to and focusing on the wrong one.
Their concluding paragraph delimits their myopia perfectly:
Following the publication of Pew’s “Portrait of Jewish Americans,” we can well imagine that some Jewish parents are sitting down with their children to assure that their kids understand that when the time comes, they are to marry within the faith. Do we really want these children to answer: “But our rabbi teaches that intermarriage is a personal choice just as good as marrying a Jew. After all, Moses married a non-Jew and he became the leader of our people”?
Do we really want my child to answer in this manner? DO WE?
In a word: HELL YES I DO!
First, this Next Jewish child (about whom our Previous Jewish authors concern-troll so lengthily) quotes her rabbi! And she can cite her rabbi because, it seems, she has a relationship with her rabbi, one which she values. It also seems that this relationship is open and trusting enough that personal questions of great import can be asked and answered. Was this question asked after a Shabbat service or before a youth program or did the Rabbi visit her summer camp? Who knows? I guess it doesn’t matter… (Let the geshrying continue!)
Second, this Next Jewish child is also familiar with the relevant sections of Exodus and Numbers in which the story of Moses’ family is recounted as well as the importance of Moses in the history of the Jewish people. Not too shabby.
And, third, and most important, she sees herself as part of the Jewish people.
Yes, our authors might answer, yes… but which Jewish people? I don’t recognize them at all.
In this week’s episode: Numbers 8-11. Among other desert-wandering religious matters, we explore the commemoration of the first Passover after the Exodus and how one of the most popular Jewish religious observances came into existence in a moment of crisis and creativity. We conclude with a thought about what happens when we make the old new again.
ICYMI, the full Sanhedrin Initiative position on the revival of the Korban Pessah ishere.
In this week’s episode: Numbers 4-7. We explore the supposed efficacy of trying alleged adulterers by ordeal Leonard Cohen style and consider whether the return of flogging might solve the prison problem in North America.
In this week’s episode: Leviticus 24-27. We conclude Leviticus with a foray into the world of complicated financial products and the ins and outs of the free market as we address the question: Why regulate?
In this week’s episode: Leviticus 20-23. We examine some more commandments that relate to tum’ah and taharah and how a kohein has to be like the animal he sacrifices. And in between talking about holydays and their food traditions, we take another look at the kohein, his martial options, the kohein economy and, most importantly, how much work he is allowed to bring home.
In this week’s episode: Leviticus 12-15. We get into the flow of things with an in-depth examination of various impurifying skin flakings and discharges and the measures taken to correct them. We also consider, but just for a minute, the behaviours that lead to all the impurifying discharges and wonder, but just for a minute, why folks are more interested in the cure instead of prevention.
ICYMI, the piece by Professor Yishayahu Nitzan who is absolutely convinced that the condition referred to as “zav” is really gonorrhoea and the wonderful Flow: the Cultural Story of Menstruation by Elissa Stein and Susan Kim - which you can pick up from Amazon here.
End Of The Jews: Radical Breaks, Remakes And What Comes Next
Exploring the long arc of Jewish history and the present moment in North American Judaism with breadth, insight and a little cheekiness, this book posits that the next remake is at hand. Enter the Next Jew.